Do you deserve a discount?

Shopify suspended payment abilities on this site because I have a shirt called "Beto Hates Tranny's" with a photo of an automatic transmission. I am closing this store down - you can still get stupid shirts at the new store:



Steve has a face that just makes you want to trust him.


Margie is at the Lincoln Park Inn, I know why she's there... I've been there before.

Bobby Bare

Rachael is less scary when she smiles.

Guy at the post office

Biden is a damp sock puppet in human form

E. Musk

A good place to poontang around with those showfolk f**s

B.T. Justice

I'm prideful, I'm hardheaded, and I want to apologize clear back to the first time I hit cha


I'm serious, This place will f**k you to tears.

Butch C.

No stars. Endless microaggressions and irreverent staff. No vegan vinyl options.

Virgin Millennial

That place makes my soy taste funny.

A woke ass bitch

For the locals... (Texans)

Keep scrolling down if you are in the DFW area and need any of the following services. 

What we do


With DTG printing, a printer directly applies the ink onto the t-shirt with inkjet technology. It's sort of like printing on paper, except on a t-shirt. It's crazy how good it looks and feels. 

Screen Printing

Minimum orders for screen printing start at 24 shirts for single color designs.

Logo Design

Actual design - digital art, not clip art. We will work with you and explain why you can't have 47 of your favorite things in your logo - then we will bring it to un-animated life with wearable or stickable prints. 

Custom (bulk order) Decals

Pretty self explanatory - if you need a bunch of stickers, we can make you a bunch of stickers.   

Fleet Decals

Bring us the specs for your company and we will keep your info on file. All you have to do is call and order what you need. 


Aluminum, Acrylic, Coroplast, Magnetic - if it needs to be seen, we can make it look worthy.  

We will do stuff with vinyl that makes everyone uncomfortable...

This is an orange blob.

But it's ink for screen printing so it has a purpose.