Woke up today? You are racist. Had coffee or Breakfast? That's racist. Went to work? Racist. Were you breathing? Totally racist. Do you spend your money you earned from the work you do on things for your family? RACISSSSSTT.
This shirt only comes in black because anything else would look weird. (If you thought I was going to say the shirts are black because it would be racist if they weren't - then you are racist).